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Remember when...

Você lembra quando... - bem, mantivemos o original inglês, como recebemos do Paulo Mauá, da Enterdata Informática, em 11/5/1998. Vejam pelos endereços que já tinha um bocado de estrada antes de estacionar em Santos:

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De: EAlves <EAlves@aol.comPara: joferro@sti.com.br; acoito@surgery.medsch.ucla.edu;
sludlum@conley.com; amaciel@mail.sorosny.org; paulo.maua@omnicom.com.br;
bazeia@ctp.mit.edu; cnascimento@att.com; pluard@it.berklee.edu;
Anna364@aol.com; brunodr@uol.com.br
Assunto: Fwd: <No subject> Data: Quarta-feira, 29 de Abril de 1998 08:19

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Forwarded by : Locatelli, Amyel (AMYELL, DPA/SPS, x3321)
Original by : ICHEN2 <ICHEN2@POLARIS.UMUC.EDU>
Original delivered on : 1998-04-28 at 12:42:59
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Remember when.......

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show
A window was something you hated to clean....
And RAM was the cousin of a goat.....

MEG was the name of my girlfriend
And GIG was your middle finger upright
Now they all mean different things
And that really MEGA bytes

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy
You hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu

I guess i'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead

To: Maria de La Paz Covarrubias-Ri, INT/ITD
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  Annotated by Maria de La Paz Covarrubias-Ri, INT/ITD (MARIAPAZR x3293)
  On 04/28/98 at 14:37:11 - M4096231

Un compañero de la Universidad me mandó esto. Está bueno, creo.

 Bye,

 Paz

To: Veronica Baffetti, INT
    Gisela Pazmino, DPA/TRS
    Silvia Carmen Escudero, DPS/TRA
    ANALIA.VAZQUEZ at INTERNET
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     Amyel Ana Locatelli, DPA/SPS
    Veronica Aulestia, INT/ITD
 

Forwarded by Amyel Ana Locatelli, DPA/SPS (AMYELL x3321)
On 04/28/98 at 14:50:20 - H1CL2440"